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This is the guy they make gas station hot dogs out of

The writing is incredibly charming

Gee I hope there's not messes or spills today at the messes and spills factory

This happened to me one time

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The block puzzles are incredible

A lot of universes died because of my actions today 5/5

They invented video games for this purpose

ITS TRUE! THEY REALLY DO THAT IN REAL LIFE!

SCIENCE DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HORSEDESIGNER

SCIENCE DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT HORSEDESIGNER

Great game! I absolutely adored the menu visuals. There's a lot of potential for optimizing a path through the level, and I like the usage of the projectile as a way to achieve an objective faster and trying to figure out the best way for it to bounce to hit something multiple times. 

This game was delivered to me COLD AS ICE and ABSOLUTELY CRACKED. Loved the phone minimap and backseat food camera. Five stars.

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if you reach the end you can get to the gates of heaven

great gameplay loop! the movement mechanic leads to some very interesting gameplay moments, though i found myself not having these types of situations very often since there was nothing stopping me from just moving to one side of the screen because no enemies would spawn behind me.

keeping making good games

Great presentation, love the execution. Though, I was left a little wanting for more variety or a race against time.
Never really felt pressure from the timer since it just keeps going up. A maximum value for the timer might make the gameplay more exciting if you're always keeping the time in mind.

The sense of progression is fantastic. The permanence of the enemy's approach, the narrowing of the area you can move in, and the acquisition of allies keep every moment more anxiety-inducing and exciting than the last.

Absouletely adore the concept and execution. The sound effects and the way everything moves and bobs around are both so satisfying.
It would be great to be able to play in fullscreen since you lose control when your cursor goes outside the game window on the web page.