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ah, i didn't get the joke at first its dating not as in date but as in aging

Best I can do is 30 secods

Finally figured out how to start the game! Thanks for video on discord, without it I would be stuck. As for the game - its fine, but the title is misleading, where is the dating part?(( Also I got 6 achievements

Oops, I forgot to mention that you can zoom in/out with +/-, sorry

My reasoning was that if you got hired, worked for a day and get fired it would be unfair, so we pay crabs when we fire them. And that adds challenge since you can't easily fire almost mutated crabs.  But maybe 30 is too high, as most of the money goes to firing, Didn't really test it that much

yooo, I never got that may, I guess I'm bad at my own game

after pressing death button one too many times, I decided to go with refined fun, ad it was fun. I think keeping below optimal is best strat: it'll never blow up and you can just leave it overnight, but I haven't tested it on such long period, only kept it for 10 minutes 

giving tons of money for upgrades is the best reward for beating the game! 

legit pong, but there is a bug when you move into the ball, it can start spinning like crazy and fly off at mach-4 

Beaverrstotzka when 999 radioactive Beavers come

I thought I did a good job untill pump broke... Still, i drank so much blue horse I outran the explosion, and then came back and game exited

Aw man, how to survive though?

i think 2nd+3rd element is best combo, once you get bounce, its over for enemies

I'm not sure if game is possible without roll, because its so clutch when they see you and you have to roll through them. and why do we need dance button XD

the dive jump on first cube is a bit misleading, I think the warning should be on the block that holds the block, otherwise it looks like the game is talking about the jump just before dive jump 

I feel like I explored everything,got to the graveyard and found secret passage, but maybe i missed secret ending where we blow everything up with a nuclear bomb

not that connected to the theme, just a platformer with radioactive waste

Cool farm sim, although whats the point of player size? And also, i found a bug, where you spam space and crops are instantly replanted and grow fast too, easy money! Without it, i don't think I would've tried to do second nuke

Пятилетка перевыполнена за 5 минут! Всего-то чуть не взорвал реактор.

In Russia, Ozwald "Darius the Fourth" Ooze would've exploded the moment he entered, because in Russia it's illegal to have low Cortisol. Also, I died of laughter when the car did COMBO 4

my favorite part is pressing exit to crash the game!  Also, the atom is hard to control after upgrades, it's so fast 

things get🗣️🔥🔥🔥

I guess its also radioactive because Min is so toxic (as a person) you can feel the radiation. And by the way, Swearing is bad! 

I cannot express how creative the game is, both in gameplay and writing! Although the game is "60 minutes of gameplay", I spend two hours on normal route and another 1.5 on secret route) funny thing I figured dev talk skip BEFORE beating boss on village entarance, because I got the "someone removed something" and had to restart just to see what was the something and when he removed it i had a jumpscare. but then I left it for later because secret routes usually are easier after normal routes (and it definetely is the case here). And so I spend like an hour farming 100.000 mana because I thought that's the way.  The hint that developer gives does not point in right direction, he mentions items and abilities, but really he should mention the crystal. I know you still need at least 800 mana, but magic wota description makes it obvious what to do.  Lastly, I did not expect secret route to have debugger that can literally trigger other endings, that was insane! most of the debugger options feel useless though,  at least now the world is free.

software rendering, POGGERS

YOO sick character designs, I assume they are based on Emojis? who designed them _noobz  or trenox? Also, regarding spinning camera - its a bane of all 3d browser games, that's why downloadable build is good. But if ts not an option - usually Chromium (or other browsers like it) handles those situations better, still it's not guaranteed, but for me right now it worked

Played before reading instructions -> didn't find how to relight the torch

Read the instructions -> still don't know how to do it because cant find the coal (I even found A GUN, but not coal lol)

addictive game with great progression, i managed to get a stable loop by using mine-cart to get far fast. But then the game started lagging (probably because there was a lot of leftover coal, I stockpiled it as much as I could) And I died because I couldn't get back on surface with those lags. Maybe making coal be gone on the next day can make it more stable and create more tension. Also its very interesting that you created your own engine, how did you do it??

Interesting concept, at first i thought its a puzzle game, but it turned out to be a spamming game, although I found a cheese if you make one step back while you run the enemy will jump in the middle and you will have more then enough time to escape.

Very good game, actually scary, but gets very tedious on later levels...

they think im trapped with them... but THEY are trapped with ME!

actually I think I got softlocked, the key is stuck I can't pick it up

so scary ...

you could try inkle for web its good for those types of games

flappy bird deluxe 4k edition

damn its hard, i got two keys but then immediately died(

BTW darkness really is friend, he is kinda chill. White man is very aggressive.

if only spiders in my apartment were that good at drawing

normal people: its scary, I shouldn't roll more than one... 

me: LETS GO GAMBLING!!! AH DANG IT... AH DANG IT... YAY I WON!

the gameplay loop is kinda fire honestly. Also LOVE2D, poggers! but what's the lore, we're fighting fridge demons at 1 AM when we should sleep but we want to eat?