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I'm... so confused. I start the game, and wait while the opening cutscene plays. Then... the game ends and it looks like I lost. I didn't even get a chance to control anything, at least as far as I know. I try again, because maybe I could control something during what I thought was a cutscene, so I start pressing buttons, and nothing happens, nothing at all. Is the game broken? Or am I missing something?

The game's freezing at the start of a new game for me. I start the game, and the screen says, 'Day 1' and no further text. Just stays on a blank screen.

There's a match!? Jeez. I stopped at the hammer. I just couldn't keep going. But it begs the question. Dude set this whole thing up, didn't he? It's his shop. Why did he put those tools in there? I'm confused.

I was thinking the same thing. What is this 'alternative controller'? Does it have a name? I'm guessing it was a prototype that never got made commercially, but I'd still like some details on it.

If the game's called 'Don't Push The Red Button.' Why are there a ton of signs saying, 'Push The Red Button'? Bit mixed-signals here.

I can't tell if I'm supposed to just guess the controls or I'm just dumb and missed something, but I have no idea how to hit the ball. Tried hitting every key. Nothing. I guess I'm just not patient enough.

The contrast is what adds to the horror.

If this is the kind of 'OnlyFans' (which I believe is code for p*rn) you're into, what the actual hell dude!? Creepy girl with a face straight out of a horror movie. Yeah, that makes most guys hard. 

... It doesn't really. 

I played a bit of the game, and it looks very interesting. I'd love to play more, but the framerate is so shit I really feel it's unplayable. It doesn't look like it uses high-end ray tracing, so I'm not sure what's going on. Regardless, I think you should have multiple graphical settings or something.