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I'm so glad I kept the skewer game in then! I nearly cut it at the 11th hour, but the racoon made it in by the skin of its teeth.

Love everything about this. 

Thanks for the review!

Hiya! There are things you can find/do along the way to get a higher score. Getting directly to an ending won't give you the highest score possible. Thanks for finding all the endings! Hope you enjoyed.

Hi forgive me for being a complete noob. How do I play a gblorb game?

Kidding. How's everyone's last day going? Everybody ready?

Hey gang! Excited to be a part of this.  Wondering what people's inspirations are/what got them interested in text adventures? I'm a big Colossal Cave fan. What about the rest of yous? 

This is going to be a hit.