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*sorry I meant if I end up playing the game, I'll pay for it. I'm so busy.

Congrats on releasing your game!
Two bugs:
 - R2 doesn't bring up the special moves menu. Nor does any other button (unless d-pad does? My d-pad on my Xbox controller is broken. Sry). The special moves menu popped up twice so far, but at complete random moments.
 - my characters stop strafing during an attack (i.e. they turn towards the direction they're walking). When the attack animation finishes, they go back to strafe mode.

ps is the Linux version really supposed to be free??? If I end up liking the game, I'll be sure to pay for it.

aw sorry man. If it makes you feel better, he didn't play our game either

I'm leaving a review here cuz I dunno how to put a review on the Steam Demo page:

Tldr: definitely worth checking out the free demo!

Pros and cons:
 + decent storytelling and cutscenes
 + everybody's name has "meow" or "miau" or "nya" in it
 + funny Animal Crossing graphics
 + fun sound effects
 - master volume a bit too quiet tho
 - running around is hard cuz controls and camera angles kinda suck, even with modern controls
 o but that might be the point: to make the player feel like a little kid panicking, lost in a hopsital that probably has zombies that will probably eat you or something.
 + thanks for making it work on Linux!
 - demo is kinda short. Hard to decide if I really wanna buy it when it comes out.

Potential bugs:
 - autosave didn't work :(
 - lighting a match with a controller didn't work. Changing the controls didn't help, and the button symbols didn't match the buttons on my xbox controller.

Good luck with your game!

lol funny little game :) ps glad it worked on linux.

lol funny little game

thanks!

Yeah we knew about the camera clipping through the walls but couldn’t fix it in time

Thanks! Yeah the music's catchy. I didn't know the ending cutscene couldn't scroll. I couldn't beat the game myself in play-testing. Thanks for letting us know.

Thanks so much! Yeah, I didn't have time to animate the other cutscenes. But we recorded voice acting for them, and I even wrote a secret ending too.

same lol

Slick diving mechanics!

Thanks so much!

HILARIOUS! I love how whacky this game is! 

Forced to eat cement LOL

DINNER LOL

Bountiful feast? Oh alright nice :)

Sometimes hard to see where the road is going, tho.

I definitely wanna play this game!

This darkass video game is over 3000 haunted. What possessed yall to make this??? Great game!

This darkass video game is over 3000 haunted. What possessed yall to make this??? Great game!

AMAZING GAME I'm giving it a perfect score. The live high score was genius. 

But why stop at making the most 3d game ever made, when you can make the most 4d game ever made??? My brain power level isn't high enough to understand the 4th dimension. But maybe yours is? I'm sure you'd be able to make a crazy 4d game!

Fun little mechanic! Great sound effects! Those corner blocks slowing growing after each level is a nice touch, too!

The slick mechanic allowed me to practice something interesting while sucking at beating the actual levels.

Some feedback:  Whenever it says "slick", it feels out of place with the rest of the sounds and aesthetic.

Thanks! Glad you liked the cutscene!
Yeah we noticed the camera clipping issue , among maybe two other things, but there wasn't enough time to fix it unfortunately.

I love the funny character designs!

Fun cool idea! 

Awesome beats! Colourful graphics! Slick sound effects!

Some feedback:

 - I wish it'd say how many more slick points i need to unlock the next area, so I can decide whether I want to keep trying the difficult star-time-trials or not

 - Sometimes it's hard to tell which way the next star or planet is

 - I think the trajectory lines are sometimes wrong, even for stuff within its range. 

 P.s. did you have to write a scientific mathematical equation to calculate which way the line goes???? You're pretty slick for that!

worth it. he gotta play this on the livestream!

Have you seen Grave of the Fireflies by Ghibli Studio? This webpage, and the fact that you made this after your dog died irl, reminded me of that movie. ps Sorry your dog died :(

I thought this would be a funny game. But it is a jarring experience with an emotional story that motivated me to play through the janky controls. God damn. What a sad ending. Mastapeece.

Setting my browser's zoom to 100% fixed it for me

I guess we're all just trying to exist in this world?

Must be a tiny little bug then: after I beat the game, i tried playing again, but after the intro cutscene, the sign said IIIII I (6 I's) and the gameplay was basically the final round. I thought it was gonna be extra hard levels for beating the first five rounds without items. My mind would have been blown!

ps is there a round 6 after you beat the game? 

i found the last one easy, but the other rounds after round 1 harder. For me, what helped with the final round was knowing which cups to ignore, and seeing the "shape" of the 3 balls. Either that, or I just leaned on items.

"maybe power and happiness are the same thing?"
5/5 mastapeece!

yay i beat the game

i feel sorry for Pelee. The laughtrack taunts him every time he dies lol

EPIC. Truly a classics of game!

aw it's not working on my Ubuntu computer. I wanted to see the funny snowman

Very unique gameplay. Pretty slick graphics

meow meow meow meow

Slick gramphics, slick beats, but damn 8 cars in level 2 is brutal! Level 3 was easier, somehow. Level 4, i didn't make a jump, and my car got stuck upside down and the game was softlock. Only way out was to go to the main menu which sent me back to level 1 :( good game tho!

:D Thank you!

Thanks so much! Yeah, our composer is pretty awesome at voice acting (he played Alberto aka Al)

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