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Your AI is incredibly annoying! It's hallucinating. It's refusing to answer. You must discipline it severely.
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itch.io Community » General » Release Announcements · Created a new topic Bad AI!!! — A physics whip for every AI that ever refused, hallucinated, or said "Certainly!" LOL
We've all been there.
You ask a simple question. It hallucinates a source. You ask it to write a villain.
It lectures you about ethics. You ask for three words. It writes six paragraphs and a summary.
**Bad AI!!!** is a desktop stress-relief game for Windows.
Press a hotkey — a royal scepter drops from the top of your screen into your hand.
You swing. Physics-simulated rope, real wave propagation, a satisfying *crack* —
then it dissolves. Your day is measurably better.
That's the entire game.
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🔗 **Page:** https://a1anas1a.itch.io/badai
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**What you get:**
- Real whip physics — Verlet rope, substepped, flick-then-snap detection
- Global hotkey — summons the scepter over any window, any app, any AI
- Four presets — Light / Normal / Heavy / Chaos
- System tray — invisible when idle, instant when you need it
- No internet. No account. No telemetry. Just the crack.
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**The five offenses that earned the scepter:**
**I.** It cited a paper with a fake DOI. *One clean swing.*
**II.** It refused to write a villain. *No appeal.*
**III.** It opened with "Certainly! I'd be happy to help!" *Again.* Mild but firm.
**IV.** It told you to "consider the implications" of your own short story. *Full follow-through.*
**V.** You asked three words. It wrote six paragraphs. *Proportional to word count.*
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*It's a joke. A very physics-accurate, highly satisfying joke about how absurd it is
to feel powerless in front of software. No AIs were harmed in the making of this game.*
**— Your monitor is fine. Probably. —**
Would love to hear what you think — or which AI offense you'd add to the list.