Hello everyone it is me Sam, the friend who was the unfortunate soul that this game was created for. What do I have to say about this traumatizing experience? First, the goose bumps on my body have grown so large that I am weighed down by there tremendous weight. Second, my body temperature has gone down so low that my I feel like I am made out of ice. Last, my bowels are moving and it looks to be another diarrhea epidemic inbound. I am headed to the toilet as we speak to hopefully crap out my fears and return back into the man I once was. I do not know if I will ever be able to take out the trash again.... The doughnut mans eyes are watching. Not even an ice cold pop can save me. Old time hawkey please hear my cries!!!! Save me Buddy. With an great hello