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Hello everyone it is me Sam, the friend who was the unfortunate soul that this game was created for. What do I have to say about this traumatizing experience? First, the goose bumps on my body have grown so large that I am weighed down by there tremendous weight. Second, my body temperature has gone down so low that my I feel like I am made out of ice. Last, my bowels are moving and it looks to be another diarrhea epidemic inbound. I am headed to the toilet as we speak to hopefully crap out my fears and return back into the man I once was. I do not know if I will ever be able to take out the trash again.... The doughnut mans eyes are watching. Not even an ice cold pop can save me. Old time hawkey please hear my cries!!!! Save me Buddy. With an great hello

My computer was spared being smashed into little bitty pieces after the last two levels. I can so though my mind can now float in peace knowing i conquered the float boy. P.S. Sorry for cursing at you so much balloon boy.

I was mesmerized by Gorj's multiple big tits shooting out those milk grenades at me. Great Play! Super sexy hehehe ;) 

All I can say is Ho Ho Ho, those kids aint getting no coal. This really brought me back to days in the elf sweat shops. Working my little elf booty 24/7 so that Santa can get all the credit. You know what its ok, he can exploit our work as elves. I tell you one thing though. The elves will be rising up. We will not be put down by the tremendous force of santa's winter boots. We will have the Elf king rise up in the North Pole and bring down that tyrant Santa! The Elves will finally the credit they deserve for not crushing the presents and getting rid of the coal! SCREW YOU SANTA!!!!!