Arthur's ultimate NUT
Jade: Arthur? Arthurrr? *Walk into his room*
Arthur: hello Jade.
Jade: ughhh... Arthur this gotta stop...no one had seen you for 6 months...
Arthur: I'm going to cook ')
Jade: you can't spend all your days copped up in here Arthur trying to coom.
Arthur: And yet here we are... <(￣︶￣)>
Jade: it's not healthy!
Arthur: I'm on a spiritual journey Jade.
Jade: could you at least open your window.
Arthur: I'm afraid not Jade. I've been edging for months...even the slightest movement could cause me to loose control and all of my hard work...down the drain...
>Silent
>Jade walk out
>Lulu enter
Lulu: where's your wand?
>Piano noise
>Arthur with a wicked grin
Lulu:OKAY... that's it let's go out of the room...
Arthur: no...
Lulu:come on..
Arthur: take one step further and I will detonate! I won't let you ruined my ultimate coom Lulu! In 10 minutes time to donate ten thousand gold coin will go out to my favourite streamer (ms.Lilith) causing her to say my name.
>Intense boss music
Arthur: and finally I will channel my chakras straight to my BALLS and yank out my wand like I'm rip starting a law mower causing an explosion of the satsucoom hadu sending me to Nirvana.
Lulu: okay you need to speak to a real woman...hey ms.Maeve
>Silent
Arthur: ms.Maeve?? Wait Lulu NO
>Maeve Midnight walk in
Arthur: HAAA!! ARHHHHHHH
Lulu: uh oh
>BOOM
