1. Well then why don't you know english well?
2. So you have never heard anything along the lines of you couldn't__________ to save your life? It's basically like you're in a dangerous position. Only way to avoid death is to, in your case, make a complete and coherent statement. You are unable to do so because, well... Looking at statement 1. What exactly is your mental disability?
P.s. Betting 10-1 your first instinct was something along the lines of "no you!"