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When man ejaculated in woman

He asked his favourite sperm. "Out of all the sperm I just released who would win?...them? Or you?"

"Well they were to go straight for the egg they might cause me a little  of trouble" man favorites sperm

"But would you lose?" The man asked

"Nah I'd win"

While the sperm was on his way to the uterus

...

Woman opened her domain the immune system and cells from woman body started slaughtering million of sperm cells.

Luckily for man's favourite sperm it learn domain amplification and nullified the immune system sure hit effect.

After a hard fought battle the sperm finally entered the egg.

The egg asked the sperm "are you the strongest because you're the first sperm here or are you the first sperm here because you're the strongest?".

The sperm reply "when it comes to conception we are the exception because..."


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me fighting off future doctors and world leaders just to be born as some reclusive nerd 

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this shit was hard as hell

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