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it's me! the ME!

0.1.5a is here.* a slight nudge better than 0.1.5, and obviously here's the new stuff (note: doesn't include anything after warp room 1 because of my lazy ass making a new save file and sucking complete ass, though i don't think anything changed after that)

first off, an intro cutscene! pretty fun, and now we have the storyian.

basically cortex doesn't want to conquer the universe, he wants to conquer the dimension. actually 3. actually 2, the cutscene shows cortex making a dimension die so now he has to conquer TWO. back in n. sanity island, while crash is being lazy and crunch gets stuck under his deadlift bar, there's a silly thing going on in the beach. coco can't do it, and neither can crunch, he's lifting. so naturally coco wakes our beloved cash banoocian up by telling him about hundreds of wumpa fruit washed up in the shore. he naturally woahs himself out of house and then goes into a tutorial level. incredible and i absolutely did NOT expect for it to pull a gringott's steak house and force into the hub.

re-opinion on warp roomian 1

levonian 1 - pipe down

sewer level. goodians. end platform should be slightly stretched to make the unlocking of level 31 easier

levonian 2 - welcome to the jungle

good. title could use a little work though

levonian 3 - market crash

not a supermarket. good pun. hard red gem. guy that gives out the red gem literally jukes you if you carpeted there

levonian 4 - acid reflex

sucks ass. bad box gem.

levonian 5 - seismic activity

sucks ass. bad box gem.

boss onian - dingodile

sucks a-

thanks for read

also enemies in dingodile is pretty cool but i still haven't legitimately beat him

*not sure this is seperate from 0.1.5

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observations and unused shitiutisdfsdfusdfufsdfffuck

1 - the tutorial level has an extra section, even though you can't get there.

that mysterious translucent green rectangle by the way, is just an instance of "obj_intro_secret_wumpa_spawner"

2 - spr_cheatsmenu

(sprite speed was modified to avoid possible epilepsies, and is likely faster than this)

''you did inspire me to add a cheat code to set and keep the difficulty level at either max or minimum'' probably related to this

3 - rm_filthycheater

an empty room containing obj_cheater_msg.

the create code has text. here's the transcript

msg_string[0] = "Been playing with the save files?"
msg_string[1] = "I'm not mad, just dissapointed..."
msg_string[2] = "That you fucked it up!"
msg_string[3] = "If not for me you'd be softlocked!"
msg_string[4] = "Get outta here ya filthy cheater."
msg_string[5] = "Whats a matter you, EH! Got no respect"
msg_string[6] = "What do ya think ya doing, why do you look so sad?"
msg_string[7] = "It's a not so bad, it's a nice-a place, AHHH getouttathesaves"

would've apparently been used if the player were to modify save files but break something, would also prevent a softlock, though warns the player to "get outta the saves"

a face sprite also exists of loadedcannon's itch.io profile picture, most likely related to this room.

(beautiful man)

4 mobiums - level 1's various name changes

pipe down has had 3 names. pipe problems (first iteration) - down the drain (v0.1.3?) - pipe down (v0.1.5a)

5 morbians - future level names

>be me

>use utmt

>open strings section

>level names

>woagh...,

here's a guess on what type of level each would be.

  • Rising Temperatures - a volcano level
  • Carpet Beater - a level with the main gimmick of the flying carpet
  • Shock Therapy - some sort of electrocution themed level? a pun on some other mechanic???
  • Out By a Nile - i have no fucking idea
  • Turban Planning - i have no fucki-
  • Sewer Test Facilities - sewer
  • Mockup Mangrove - jungle
  • Pharoah's Funkhouse - egypt
  • Pyramid Scheme - egypt, possible hidden level as it's in the same area with fallout buoy and "altitude adjustment"

6 scrounders - rm_secretb---zone

gotta keep it pg-13. wait

a warp room with 6 levels with jungle and sewer decorations and no fucking background. 

7 spunchbops - rm_warproom_3

an arabian warp room. the boss of this warp room is n. tropy.

8 robotnik rocks - obj_level_portal_fake

i have no idea what this is. the code doesn't tell me jackshi-

9 elevens - rm_boss_2

theoretically accessible if a crystal were to be added to "Decoffinated" (along with a warp at the "end")

the tiny tiger bossfight. has a polar chase(?) at the end.

10 quadrillion insects - rm_warproom_6

the final warp room. contains 2 levels and an instance of

11 fuuuuuuuuuuuu - obj_final_boss_portal

basically a boss warp but broken and flickers a lot.

12 mincerafts - spr_iron_checkpoint_speechbubble

how rude
apparently iron checkpoints insult you.

13 trillion years you've waited to finish this post - spr_toasty

toasty!
i don't know who this man is but he's just here. there's also snd_toasty which is just someone saying "toastyyy!", presumably mr. toasty himself.

AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH finally we're done that took me forever fuck

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you actually can jump over the warpout in the tutorial, but it requires a VERY tight neutral glitch doublejump into death tornado, and it'll stop you if you try to jump over with cheats on lol

cheats are in the game (though most of them disable time trials)
set your volumes to 9/9/96 then keep pressing down until the cheats option shows up underneath back

git gud lmao, or just cheese past dingodile with infinite aku aku if you want, levels 6, 7 & 32 are finished, but i'll warn you, lv 32 is fuckn evil, even after nerfing it 700 times

you can get into the tiny fight in debug mode, but he makes dingodile look like a chump so good luck

enable/disable debug mode by holding up, jump, spin, slide and inventory, then pressing run (i hope you're using a controller lol)

you can access the beta warproom (secret dev zone) by going down past warproom 0 in debug mode or if you have every dev relic

the top portal is a temporary entrance to tiny's fight,  the other portals are sewer testing facilities, mockup mangrove, and pharaohs funkhouse (very rough version of pharaohs funhouse from crash ntranced)

obj_level_portal_fake really is just what it says on the tin, look at all the warp rooms and you'll notice both edges are identical, to hide the looping point

obj_level_portal_fake are the level portals beyond the looping point, they're synced up with their not fake counterpart to bring up the hud for portals right next to the looping point

not all iron checkpoints, but when you least expect it, obj_iron_checkpoint_crate_from_ctr gonna ruin your day

spr_toasty, thats me, i'll show up if ya get a dev relic, its a reference to mortal kombat (3 specifically)


boy i'm sure glad utmt can't bring back comments so you cant see the entire list of future and old rejected level names lol

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ok thanks for the informationes. now here's some other stuff

1 - a megamix

there's frames for megamix and loadedcannon

megamixian

beautiful man TWO
the megamix one isn't used, though the loadcan (loadedcannon) one is presumably used for the "secret b🐬 zone"

2 - sailor mouth

all of the human enemy guys are internally refered to as "mf" or "motherfucker". 11 are refered to as "mf" but only 3 as "motherfucker"

3 - really advanced. also, death.

the game's files contain gba versions for the songs used for

  • jungle
  • sewer
  • pyramid
  • volcano
  • and arabian levels. also the gba arabian one is epic as fuck

and also contains death route songs for most of them, mostly from airumu.

that's all i'm gonna comment on for now, might edit this or even make a new one

also i finally understood the purple gem on level 6 and how to get it

> be me

> find secret path on level 6

> "where it lead???"

> the death route in question:

> woagh...,






































why the fuck did you call it the secret b🐬 zone???

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ok i have a problem.

debug mode

not that it has anything wrong, the problem is GETTING debug mode.

not that the code is weird or hard to input, it just doesn't work???

i put in the code, but it didn't do jackshit???

is there something wrong with my game??? do you need to use the default controls??? what the fu-

edit: ok fuck that i got it working

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also cheats let's talk about that.

for starters, if you use the cheats the game doesn't let you time trial. instead the clock is gray and if you come near it, it shows a picture of a crossed out 🧀.

so sadly no you can't time trial while eating your 🧀

then there's the tiny bossfight. cool.

also the text while selecting the "secret b🐬 zone" freaks out.

also there's a random picture of a giant 🧀 in the game's files. i dunno why.

there's also an object related to tiny tiger that is a 🧀

here are the 🧀s.

🧀 1. no 🧀

🧀 2. yes 🧀


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