weve been married for years, is that not your name? Have you been lying to me this whole time??? That whole "till death do us part" vow is seeming very realistic currently
oh shush philomena, ive had like 14 name changes over the course of our uneventful marriage, of course it isn't. Currently it is Diarrhea Nutsack Whitney Jones the 31st (sry for the late reply lmao)
