i have no idea what im even doing
That's fine, it's still very early stages. I planned to have a tutorial before publishing but never got around to it. As of this post, there is an Infected Glape (the red one) with 1 billion HP. Every click gives you 1 Glape (the brown ones) or however many glapes/click you have and it does an equal amount of damage to the Infected Glape. You can buy any of the upgrades in the shop but they currently don't have any costs. I'll flesh out some more game mechanics and upgrades in the coming updates I just wanted to have it published for myself.