omg I didn't know ROT13 was a thing so at first I was like "did something happen to my computer why can't I read this all of a sudden? LOL
But I figured it out and this is super cool!!!
Lrf! V jnf ubcvat gung raqvat gb srry yvxr lbh qrqvpngrq rabhtu gvzr gb vg gung lbh qvq raq hc artyrpgvat nyy lbhe bgure qhgvrf, ohg nyfb... V qvqa'g jnag cynlref gb fghzoyr bagb vg ol nppvqrag. Gevpxl onynapr gurer. V guvax 15 srryf yvxr n orggre ahzore naq V'yy punatr vg naq frr ubj gung tbrf. :Q
BZT............. Fb znal wnpxcbgf!!! Fvapr V nz va fhcre frperg pbqr urer V'yy tb nurnq naq gnyx n ovg nobhg jung'f tbvat ba haqre gur ubbq bs guvf urer yvggyr ratvar.
*Bcraf hc tnzr pbqr naq n ohapu bs ehoore onaqf naq fbzr thz snyyf bhg*
Lrnu fb, V cebtenzzrq va nyy gur enaqbz rapbhagre fghss cerggl rneyl ba va zl tnzr naq tbg vg jbexvat whfg nf V jnagrq vg. (Gurer vf bayl n 2% punapr sbe gung wnpxcbg) Ohg frr, gur jnl V cebtenzzrq gur enaqbz punapr rapbhagre fghss gbbx nobhg ~10 yvarf bs pbqr naq abeznyyl gur cebtenz unf ab vffhrf pnyphyngvat nyy gung orsber gura fcvggvat bhg gur nafjre.
OHG GURA V NQQRQ VA NYY GUVF BGURE NEG FLFGRZF VA GUR ONPXTEBHAQ ununununun. Fb gur tnzr jnf jbexvat cresrpgyl hagvy unysjnl guebhtu guvf zbagu jura nyy bs n fhqqra lbh pbhyq trg wnpxcbgf yvxr penml!! (Lbh pna nyfb pngpu fb znal ovtsbbgf! Fb znal!) Naq jung vf unccravat vf abj gung gurer vf gbb zhpu bireurnq tbvat ba va gur onpxtebhaq, gur cebtenz pna'g svavfu vg'f enaqbz punapr pnyphyngvba orsber vg zbirf ba gb gur arkg qvnybthr obk jurer vg purpxf gb frr jung lbhe enaqbz punapr vf. Naq zl qrsnhyg enaqbz erfhyg... unccraf gb or gur wnpxcbg erfhyg. Fb guhf, lbh tbg 3 wnpxcbgf va n ebj! Bbcf! V whfg gubhtug bs n jnl nebhaq guvf guvf zbeavat gung V'yy gel. Vafgrnq bs pnyphyngvat lbhe enaqbz punapr jura lbh uvg Lrf va gur tnzoyr qvnybthr, V'yy qb vg jura lbh rira vairfgvtngr gur znpuvar. Gung jnl, vg'f nyzbfg sbby cebbs! (Abgr gb fcrrqehaaref bs guvf rkgerzryl bofpher Vaqvr tnzr, vs lbh ohggba znfu gur Pnfvab ohggba naq gur fhofrdhrag LRF ohggba lbh pna sbepr gur tnzr gb tvir lbh wnpxcbgf, yby)
Naq JBJ bxnl lrnu gur tvoorevfu va gur grkgobk hcba dhvpx fgneg. Gung NYFB unf n irel shaal fgbel naq ol shaal V zrna V unir ab vqrn ubj gb svk gung oht. Fb gur xrlobneq fznfu gurer jnf jung V unq va zl grkgobk va havgl ba fgneg hc, vg jnf znvayl gb znxr fher gur obhaqf bs gur grkg ybbxrq svar naq gur sbag jnf tbbq naq nyy gung. V abgvprq gung gur grkg jbhyqa'g qvfnccrne ba gur dhvpx fgneg, fb V jrag naq qryrgrq gur grkg sebz gur grkgobk sebz fgneg hc naq...... VG PNZR ONPX???????? V unir ab vqrn jul???????? V'ir qryrgrq vg sebz rireljurer va zl fprar naq ab znggre jung V qb gung dhvpx fgneg ohggba fgvyy fcnjaf gur enaqbz tvoorevfu V guerj va gurer yvxr 3 zbaguf ntb. VGF FB JRVEQ. Gurer ner guvatf gung Havgl qbrf gung V QB ABG HAQREFGNAQ. V'ir orra wbxvat gung vgf yvxr jura lbh yrnir n zbavgbe be gi ba gbb ybat jvgu n fvatyr aba zbivat vzntr naq gur vzntr trgf ohearq vagb gur fperra. Gung'f jung unccrarq gb zl tnzr jvgu gur tvoorevfu grkgobk *FBO* (vz wbxvat, v unir ab vqrn jung'f pnhfvat guvf yby)
V'ir orra gelvat gb glcr n ohapu bs aln wbxrf yvxr lbh qvq gb raq guvf pbzzrag ohg pna V whfg fnl gung abguvat V znantrq gb jevgr ubyqf n pnaqyr gb lbhe vaperqvoyr alnf. Gehyl na neg sbez, V pnpxyrq fb zhpu ernqvat gurz N+++++++