Once I chanced upon this game I found myself enraptured immediately. I played it for a consecutive 5 hours. After my 311st playthrough of this masterpiece I resigned to my living quarters and contemplated what I had experienced and learned from it. However, whilst I was deep in my meditation on this absolute jewel of modern engineering, I had forgotten my self and neglected to consume any form of sustinence for an entire fortnight. I awoke from daze when my servants finally broke into my sleeping chamber. Once I related to them the epiphany I had underwent in my studious ponderings they approved of my abstinence and left me to thoughts once again.
I continued my deliberation for another month, after which I sold all of my estate, divorced my wife and sent my son off to boarding school. I thusly ventured to the countryside and started my current pilgramage to live humbly on a farm raising cows.
Truly this game has changed my life. I now live in the name of beef.