While I didn't beat the game, I had a good time playing it. Here's how it went:
-That ghost lady can't see if I'm in the dark, right? (It follows me anyway) Oh god! (I get screamed to death)
-Ha! I beat the ghost lady! Hmm, what's this? (Plays jukebox) Um, okay. (Everything turns dark. Turns flashlight on) Oh no! Giant muscle birdman is gonna get me! Gotta go through the maze! (Runs into a dead end) Welp. I'm dead.
-Huh, the maze wasn't as bad as I thought. Now I'm in a mansion filled with ordinary people. Um, hello? Why can't I talk to you guys? Hey, butler. Give me that...whatever that thing is. (Zaps thing blocking key) Got the key and-what the! What happened to these people? They all have these creepy masks on and are now looking at me!
-Now I'm in a maze again. But this time, there's fake passages blocking my way. (Encounters a man with a mask and an axe) Run away! (Runs into a fake passage) Welp, I'm dead.