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Nobody read the patch notes, your PSA or the Discord announcement. How exactly do you think I should communicate these things better? Break into people's homes and yell at them? :P

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YES.

3 AM: >Sleeping in bed

>Startled from sleep to the sound of breaking glass

>Look over to the bedroom door

>Shadowy figure looming in the doorframe

"Your porn is ready, asshat."

>Figure vanishes in the night

>Lay awake all night with the knowledge that he'll be back again in a few weeks

I mean, if ya gonna break the window every two weeks, you could at least update the game for me while your here XD

T they'd have to make a shadowclone jutsu spell to let everyone know on time. *Gasp*... Shadowporn Jutsu: thousand years of hard-on!

I'm gonna steal that "Shadowporn jutsu" word

Just give me credit! It's trademarked!😜

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Ngl, I laughed WAY too hard at that.