I will date the gardener.
I will marry that mf.
I will kiss him and smooch her and count their freckles on every single part on their body.
I need like a parody or alternate universe where I don’t feel like murdering the main character every second she talks and they are normal and I get to date the gardener inside his body. Or I will just write a fanfic or smth don’t want to bring pressure lmao
Anyway yeah I would so smash everyone here and smash the mc with a hammer in the head.
10/10. This was so good I refuse to kill my wifes and husbands after doing the poly route. (Or I will do it to see the mc get rejected, I’ll just close my eyes and cry)