Oh my goodness, I freaking love those threats. They're HILARIOUS and perfect! The whole of it is great, don't get me wrong, but the threats are especially fantastic. This is a fun take on cursed treasure, and I love the possibilities it brings with it.
I'm actually picturing people in a sci-fi/futuristic setting and that the coins are super old, so the trapped pirate is from looooooooooong ago and gets out, when all of the "person vastly out of their original time" tropes can happen 🤣
- ✨Beth