not as bad as pear on pizza (how is that not an italian war crime)
how about anchovies
KETCHUP.
GRASS.
r a w c r u s t
the mother of all things shit
p o o p.
p i s s s h i t a n d m o r e b o d i l y f l u i d s
v e g g a b l e s o n p i z a i s t h e w o r s t
the text was so spaced out that it's now going back, and soon it'll go in reverse. the worst toppings you can put on pizza, however... is listed here
wooden table
rotten shit
human fat
30 entire vats of tetrodotoxin
jupiter
kitchen sponge
a human skull
an entire live fish
and finally...
a tweet
