two
this is NOT a laRGe NUMBER.
I have learned, howEVER, that when SILLY HUMaNs are facEd with the AWE-INSPIRSPIRINgING VORPAL TAPESTRY of nUMBERS that is the standard ~Earth_Year~ even the lOwliEST-EST-EST of 2s can feel a MIGHTY NUMBER indeed.
case in poiNt in CASE in point, this magical meat box has gIVen 2 me a 2 the weight of which I canNOT comprehend. TWOs are not sUPPOsed TO MAkE YOU CRY.
you will have your squish N slap N splish N splash N slip N slide, human. I knOW not when, but IT wILL BE.