I know we weren't suppose allowed to use LLMs in this jam, so you didn't. But I think this could be a pretty funny use case for an LLM. I would be genuinely curious to see how that would play. You could even use sentiment analysis from an LLM to try to piss the player off and stuff.
I really liked the concept, but maybe giving the players preset prompts to choose from would have nice to get started. Or just some helper text.
Overall very original and clever!