i didn't mean to do it, but i must've accidentally cut that poor man's head off with my easy bake oven knife. i panicked so i tried to find somewhere to hide it, not realizing i could've just washed it and stored it with the other utensils. the cops found me scrambling around the room and arrested me. tonight i woke up in jail and i think i'll be waking up in the state penitentiary from now on.