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First time pressing “generate” gave me the following:


    Ogathur woke up in his trailer park. Being a dragon was tough for Ogathur, but rewarding in its own way. Suddendly, a fat portal appeared in the wall. Ogathur was confused, but decided to walk through it.
    When Ogathur came out, Ogathur was in a huge border wall.
    Ogathur was suprised to see his friend Samus standing in a communist pair of gloves.
    "Why are you wearing that?" Ogathur asked.
    "I have to wear it because I'm a dragon". Samus said.
    Ogathur starting laughing so hard, and continued laughing for 9 minutes. Samus's face turned red with anger.
    Samus looked into Ogathur's eyes.
    "I think you should go on a date with me!" Samus said.
    "Okay." Ogathur said.
    The next night, Ogathur put on an angry skirt and met Samus outside a moon.
    "Wow, I love your yellow dress!" Ogathur said.
    "Thanks, I made it myself!" Samus said. Samus held the door for Ogathur as Ogathur walked inside.
    Ogathur suddendly had a heart attack.
    "Ooff... please... save me..." Ogathur said before his eyes closed and his body went limp.
    Samus rushed to save Ogathur. Samus tried to use a nearby photo of Samus as a defibrillator, but it was no use. Ogathur died.

    (Part 7 of an ongoing fanfiction)

This is amazing and hilarious.

Mt. Penguin Monster328 days ago



    Mario woke up in his house. Being a mermaid was tough for Mario, but rewarding in its own way. Then, Mario heard a knock on his door. Mario opened it.
    A cat walked up to Mario. "Hi, I'm Melvin!" the cat said.
    "I'm sorry, but that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Mario said.
    "Take that back!" yelled Melvin.
    Melvin explained her situation to Mario. Melvin tried riding some rides at an amusement park, but was deemed too great to ride. "So, can you help me get on the rides?" Melvin asked.
    "Sure!" Mario said.
    Mario made Melvin try out a potion that claimed to be capitalist. Melvin drank it, and became communist.
    "Wow, I love being communist!" Melvin said.
    "I think they might actually let you ride the rides now that you're communist." Mario said.
    The next day, Melvin went to the amusement park to ride some of the rides. Melvin tried getting on one of the rollercoasters, but got stuck in one of the capitalist loop-de-loops.
    "I'll save you!" yelled Mario, who conveniently happened to be at the park.
    Mario dropped his smart candy bar and ran to the scene, but before Mario could get there, Melvin fell 823,697,216 feet... before being saved by Mario.
    "Wow, thanks so much for saving me!" Melvin said.
    "No problem!" Mario replied.
    fin.

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