A very polished and accurate life simulation. I love the audio you went with at the start.
I was a bit confused by the controls for a bit, and once I'd figured them out, I realised they were displayed in the background at the start. D'oh!
Definitely saw some recurring themes throughout my life. This feels like it must have been fun to write for!
It'd be nice to be able to see a list of the life events I collected but didn't manage to read - unless it's intended that they're fleeting, and easy to miss. A life lesson or something, maybe.
Well done! Funniest entry so far.