Hahah sorry you had a bit of rage going, brother. I did try to lay everything out as best I could, while not exactly handholding you guys. I dislike it when games treat you like you're mentally disabled. I just wanted to give you guys the satisfaction of figuring things out yourselves, but I guess I failed.
Also, the controls were listed on the game page, so that's on you :D
Seriously though, thanks for playing, means a lot you guys enjoy my work.
God bless.