Developer note: this is a very lightly tested proof of concept I threw together over the past two weekends. I intend on expanding upon this in various ways but didn't have time prior to the deadline to do so.
The theme of "unconventional weapon" I took a little bit of liberty on. Feel free to fight enemies with a spoon if you want, you'll likely succeed. My take was I as a dev am using a relatively new API to "enhance" the storytelling aspect. As it turns out OpenAI becomes rather predictable so there's realistically only about 3 scenarios in this project, and sometimes the responses just don't make sense. I have some plans to combat all of those, but not the time to implement them in the next 12 hours