*very serious and definitely accurate spoilers*
as a certified person-who-has-never-played-FFXIV I can confirm that:
- aulus mal asina has done nothing wrong
- the keycard is definitely not important and none of my business anyways
- i am very proud of flavia for healing her big scar through sheer willpower
- the sex is great (this one is actually accurate)
anyways fuck the frumentarium and fuck aulus mal asina ❤️