Real nice submission! I like the humour and name changing and concept! I wish you could dash through things to not take damage but then maybe that would make the game too easy. Wonderfully finished off with brilliant details all the way through
I was torn between letting the dash make you invincible to bullets or lasers or both or none, and I ended up adding in the shield as the solution. But I think I agree that dashing through at least one type of obstacle, if not all, feels more natural.
