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2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

if the whole of n1 fought y’all are fucked

bowboi2 years ago

Irl?

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

yes irl my karate skill r gonna come in handy

bowboi2 years ago

nah bruh my analyzation of the surrounding will be useful too and also my trusty nail clipper knife, I can also sharpen my nails to scratch? jk just gonna use the big knife blade

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

ima borrow one of byes machine guns

bowboi2 years ago

nah bruh i'll hit u with a bottle b4 u can do that

also no machine guns

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

ima get byes sniper rifle then

bowboi2 years ago

Then I'ma stop time? Alter the universe's path so you die?

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

bruh

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

bruh, I also practice karate.

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

Which belt

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

White.

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

PATHETIC

bowboi2 years ago

. . .

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

Alright then, what is your belt?

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

purple

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

nice. I have a friend in my class who is green\brown.

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bowboi2 years ago

tf is that I one hit people my way to the principle's office

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товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

What's some kids gonna do against the entire itch page?

Throw some anime pics at us?

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

I meant in a fight

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

Well, good luck, my friend's uncle is in the military, infantry division. He could come over and pop you guys full of lead.

2̲↯ | Alphin2 years ago

bruh

bowboi2 years ago

lmaooo fun fact there's chinese belt swords, basically concealed swords.

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

Hey, sign me up!

bowboi2 years ago (1 edit)

https://www.wudang-store.com/products/chinese-flexible-belt-sword

if alphin tries to do me (he being like that again) then I'm gonna brandish this guy

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

oh my god, this is amazing!

bowboi2 years ago

yep. There's a actual ancient one, I wear that one while I'm in His Majesty's palace, court, just when I'm working in his residence.

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товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

My friend, it's called c o n n e c t i o n s

bowboi2 years ago

*puts pockets knives back in pockets*

товарищ Havoc DC FC HC TU [NU]2 years ago

lol