you want a 4,000 year old pc? since it's so old, it's worth more than any gaming system in a world today. More importantly, it's compatible with bluetooth, usb, sd cards, and the headphoney plugging thingy.
breh u really gonna enter my 4,000 year old office? ill just give you some silver taels, go buy yourself some ipad or whatever.
BUT NOT MINE!
you don't know how many places ancient people can use to hide a laptop . . . assuming you made it past guards and my servants, which are TWICE the amount for a normal office, since my office and my house are the same thing..