No, you're the biggest and FATTEST NPC I have ever met in my life! All you ever do is put people down and make yourself look good. You are the most idiotic person ever!
You should put yourself as NPC #1
im not a npc so no lmao
You are one, though.
beat him to a pulp and make soup from his bones?
Yep.
well actually i shouldn't say so that before doing so.
Nope.