? i'm not old
Good evening Mr. Alphin, (See, I even try to predict the time you'll most possibly read it)
Hmm, not serious enough?
Well, I certainly don't make these jokes or act inappropriately the majority of the time. Furthermore, I mostly avoid profanity and other uncivilized aggressive activities, unlike you, who indulges in these activities which are pointless within the long term of time.
"sInCerElY",
mr b o i