Me:(standing on the stage preparing a joke) The crowd:(waits patiently) Me:(inhales)…here goes nothing…(walks towards the mic) Me:SO… Why does a Vivien martin has such a massive Butt? The crord:(listening) Me:Well (cough)… Is because she store some Nuts! in those chee– (gets hit by a chair) Viv:(breaths angerly) Hime:Pfft!.. PfhaHAHAHEAHAHA in the cheeks! Viv: OH SHUT UP! >:( [THE END.]