I thought you were a troll as well to be honest, the signs are all there. You created a fresh account to post the same messages on everyone's page and seemingly didn't ask us any questions like "why?". But now I understand that you're trying to help. I think it could have just been done in a better way. Most of us are happy to explain things :)
But... It's not a fresh account? It's more than three years old. And unfortunately for me, previous experience on this site has made me wary of asking "why" as a question. Nobody takes the question seriously. I've found that asking "how", is better.
(Even better than that is just pretending you know the answer, so people correct you with the right answer. Cunningham's Law.)