Oh, I remember the days of BRRRRZT-DNNNGNNNGNN-CHHHHHKHHHH! "Don't use the phone! I'm downloading something!" "CHHHH-AAAAGH! WHO'S TRYING TO SEND A FAX!?" ;) Dark, dark times...
I just like to pretend I'm young so all the cool, trendy youths think I'm cool and trendy too. Is it working, fellow youths?
(Silently crawls back into the slimy, inky void from which this particular appendage of the timeless creature designated 4RC-4D34N originates)