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I just watched Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 spoiler warning I am talking about stuff that happens in the movie go watch it.

...I'm going to pull my hair out.

As... as this movie was, I did almost cry when Addison was leaving, but not because of Addison, I literally could not care less about her, but because of Zed. The poor dude. He even offered to come along and everything. 

There's also the completely missed plotline that could've done so much more for this movie than some stupid ass song, Zed being under pressure about the college interview. They could've done so much with that, they could've had a whole story with it and everything, but what did they do? They made it into a song. A boring ass song. And then the focus shifts from Zed to Addison because Addison is obviously the only person in existence because no one else is allowed to have problems, only Addison, and the only time other people can have problems is when it suits Addison. But don't worry guys, she's totally not a Mary Sue, she has flaws like... she has... flaws. 

Oh you have white hair? Haha what a WeIrDo, you're so WeIrD who even has white hair? Oh a lot of people because it's a perfectly natural condition and there's nothing wrong with having white hair and your hair color does not define your place in the world? No, if you have white hair, you're WEEEIIIRRD, you're an alien, haha extraterrestrial. 

kill me.

I could go on and on about every issue with this movie, but I will admit it is not as bad as the other 2, it did start out ok, and the aliens are very fun, I especially love how... what was their name... A-spen? All the alien names start with A... one is literally named A-lan... you know what, it could've been worse, I'm ok with this. Anyway I liked how A-spen not only fell in love with Zed in like 3 seconds, they also broke up with Zed a few minutes later despite never even being together in the first place then saying they have too much history when he goes in for a victory hug. They are adorable, possibly my favorite of the aliens. 

And I liked how Zed was understanding about the interview lady having concerns about him being a zombie, because concerns like that are completely natural when you're standing next to someone who used to literally eat people unlike the first movie where they thought those concerns were just prejudice, good job on learning from your mistakes ZOMBIES. With the werewolves and the aliens the concerns were based off no evidence at all unlike zombies who killed and zombified a lot of people.

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the aliens have blue hair and pronouns

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AHHH 

I almost read the entire thing-

I HAVENT WATCHED IT YETTTT

Spoiler Warning: Needed

sorry