Barbie movies in 10 words or less part 1 if I ever have the energy for part 2:
Princess and the Popstar:
Princess and the Pauper different font
Princess and the Pauper:
Princess and the Popstar better font
Star Light Adventure:
Elsa in space.
Barbie as Rapunzel:
I hate that fucking weasel with my whole being
Barbie Princess Adventure:
5th Barbie movie with a princess switch narrative
Dolphin Magic:
The PINK dolphin is named RUBY! JUST MAKE IT RED!
Big City, Big Dreams:
The gayest barbie movie yet, starring Barbie 2.0
Mermaid Tale:
Barbie dyed her hair and everyone freaked out.
Mermaid Tale 2:
Barbie lost her necklace and everyone freaked out.
Princess Charm School:
Makes no sense, automatic classic.
Barbie Diaries:
How to traumatize someone in 70 minutes “cool, girl hug.”
The Nutcracker:
Barbie falls in love with a literal nutcracker…
The Pink Shoes:
I… I’m not even gonna start with this movie man.
Swan Lake:
The villains were the best part
Fairytopia:
Bibble is the star of this movie
The Magic of Pegasus:
I love the dialogue in this movie
Mermaidia:
The only thing that really matters is Bibble.
The 12 Dancing Princesses:
Fucking ugly ass monkey should go die in a ditch.
Magic of the Rainbow:
Dizzle: the most pointless character in all of Barbie history
Island Princess:
A whole hour of “why do all the animals have eyelashes”
