This one's amazing! I had a lot of fun with all the dialogues and the game in general.
Ironically, the game feels really polished in plenty of aspects, like the dialogues, the camera angles and some of the music (I adore the salad song and the salad surfing mechanic). And of course, it feels absolutely unfinished in others, which is completely coherent with the Tortoise Island Media Fund narrative, and it just adds to the fun and the "So Bad it's Good"-ness. The game completely nails the "leaked alpha build" feeling it tries to give, which is perfect for this jam. In addition, the absolute randomness of the story make it feel dynamic and fun without ever becoming monotonous.
Overall, I really liked this entry. Hope it gets a good score, it really deserves it.