This game is actually pretty good, but while the guide pdf was cutely formatted, I, uh, didn't actually read it. I'm going back and doing so now, but just so you know most people who play this game won't bother with the guide like I did. A tutorial would be really helpful!
Edit: Now that I've read it fully and beaten the first level, I realize that I actually would have been fine if I just hadn't opened the document. All you really need to know to play this is the controls, but the wall of text confused me so much I thought the starting point was a door you had to open to win haha