This is fantastic! Beyond that fact it's a really clever parody, it plays really nicely, has that same frantic feeling of trying to keep all the rules in your help. It is a bit tough in the beginning and it'd be nice to start out with just a few rules (the stats are a lot to take in from the jump), but awesome work! I hope we see more of this and I can definitely see Polygon/Kotaku/Eurogamer picking up on this!!