PLEASE IMPALE YOURSELF 666↑↑...(666)...↑↑666 TIMES AND THEN GO INTO A MASSIVE VAT OF BOTULINUM TOXIN AND HYDROCHLORIC ACID ON THE VERGE OF BEING PLASMA THE SIZE OF THE RADIUS OF THE EARTH AND SWIM TO THE VERY BOTTOM.
Also at this point it's impossible for you to make the universe last long enough for you to impale yourself that many times, even at 666 times per planck time.
Also I forgot, you may as well put radioactive feces in the vat for good measure.
