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LOL look you idiot, Pluto was only a planet because our technology was bad at the time! When we sent satellites to space you know what we found? HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF INTERSTELLAR BODIES JUST LIKE PLUTO. Pluto's apparently not a planet because it's too much like a moon or an asteroid. There would be tons and tons of unfairly undernoticed, unimportant and unknown because all the children going to school would think "why the hell do we need to know about all these freaking stupid pointless planets when we can learn about Venus or Jupiter?" such as Ceres, Eris, Makemake, Haumea, ninety thousand three hundred and seventy seven Sedna, fifty thousand Quaoar, ninety thousand four hundred and eighty two Orcus, four Vesta, twenty thousand Veruna, twenty eight thousand nine hundred and seventy eight Ixion, one hundred and twenty thousand three hundred and forty seven Salacia, Triton, thirty eight thousand six hundred and twenty eight Huya, (84522) 2002 TC302, (55637) 2002 UX25, (307261) 2002 MS4, ten thousand one hundred and ninety nine Chariklo, seventy nine thousand three hundred and sixty Sila-Nunam, (202421) 2005 UQ513, (208996) 2003 AZ84, four hundred and twenty thousand three hundred and fifty six Praamzius, (225088) 2007 OR10, sixty five thousand four hundred and eighty nine Ceto, V774104, (229762) 2007 UK126, 2010 TJ, one hundred and forty eight thousand seven hundred and eighty Altjira, one hundred and seventy four thousand five hundred and sixty seven Varda, (90568) 2004 GV9, (145452) 2005 RN43, (42301) 2001 UR163, Pheobe, 2012 VP113, four hundred and seventy one thousand one hundred and forty three Dziewanna, (523794) 2015 RR245, (62676) 2004 FD04, (15874) 1996 TL66, (55636) 2002 TX300, 2014 UZ224, (84922) 2003 VS2, (119951) 2002 KX14, (145451) 2005 RM43, (120348) 2004 TY364, 2004 XR190, (303775) 2005 QU812, (24835) 1995 SM55, (120178) 2003 OP32, 2006 QH181, (455502) 2003 UZ413, (144897) 2004 UX10 and (230965) 2004 XA192 (based on a random Google Search I did of dwarf planets). See? Those planets sound like absolutely random stools, right? Oh and by the way, I made one up, AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHICH ONE IT IS!!! But you know what? They're probably worth as much as Pluto, more or less. Pluto should at best be a discovery that stood out and was known to everyone before we found tons and tons of STUPID planets LIKE Pluto. So, you have no right to tell everyone they're female dogs when YOU'RE the pussy. Now go away.

(I think I was gonna say something else but I forgot after I typed the list of dwarf planets.)