Game: "Heres a story with adorable art and a third person-kinda- protagonist! Have fun with it, find that special someone, don't get killed-"
Me: "stay in the closet"
Game: "Wh? No, you... wait ill help you"
Me: "Back in the closet"
Game: "No, stop, there's nothing for you there"
Me: "Back in the closet"