TL;DR:
If I can't pawn this one off on my progeny, I'll hit you up.
Thanks for the offer KorbohneD! Part of the original task was for me to learn the coding aspect of game-making using this fairly straightforward rock-paper-scissors mechanic and simple art. This was YEARS ago, and the entire game project morphed into a joke of epic procrastination and failure as my professional, artistic, and family lives grew and developed. I have a great understanding of Construct and could technically complete this game and let it go... but am not sure I want to yet. Also... I am OLD now and might pass the burden of this project to my teenage children, because that would be the funniest thing for me to do with all the art sitting in its project bin wasting away.