"lol"
“ok what now?”
"let donkey Kong beat the shit out of Mario?"
“if having the top score in donkey kong is wrong then I don’t want to be right. That is the price to pay for bragging rights.”
“have you ever had a top score?”
"no, I suck at everything"
“sounds to me like you need help. Pick a game.”
"uhhh...."
“…uh want me to pick for you?”
