"let donkey Kong beat the shit out of Mario?"
“if having the top score in donkey kong is wrong then I don’t want to be right. That is the price to pay for bragging rights.”
"lol"
“have you ever had a top score?”
"no, I suck at everything"
“sounds to me like you need help. Pick a game.”
"uhhh...."
“…uh want me to pick for you?”
"please do"
“hmm… dance dance revolution. Should’ve chosen for yourself.”