Hello,
As someone that has been a Kevin for what feels like all my life, I would like to give my personal gratitude at this excellent portrayal of the Kevin lifestyle. Kevins as a people are very susceptible to Amiable Supernatural Situations (or ASS as we call it in the community) and insomnia - something most non-Kevins are usually not aware of. Once more I offer my highest thanks, and wish you long lives and strong bones.
Sincerely,
Kevin, Grand Necromancer and Bonemagi of the National Kevins Association