Dear Mom and Dad,
Having a great time on Uncle Panko's farm. Its not all terrible, and over the last few days I learned a few things: 1, READ INSTRUCTIONS VERY CAREFULLY/ 2, how to wrangle a runaway cow/ 3, how to carefully harvest a crop and avoid dangerous wild life/ and 4, how to hunt down sentient garden gnomes. Also meet the neighbor, seems like a nice guy.
I can't wait to visit Uncle Panko's farm again!